Innuendo-free version of Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen to be broadcast for...
The BBC has announced that a version of Nigella Lawson’s Christmas Kitchen which is entirely free of sexual suggestion will be shown over the festive season in a peak primetime slot. Her usual full-on...
View ArticleCoalition in crisis over where to spend Christmas Day
Reports emerged from Downing Street yesterday that the coalition government is in danger of collapse over arguments about which side of the political family to have Christmas dinner with this year. A...
View ArticlePeople may have to eat all the Christmas food they’ve bought, warn experts
Commentators are predicting that for the first time since 1964 families may end up without a ridiculous mountain of leftover food after Christmas. Heavy snowfalls, combined with poorly-stocked...
View ArticleVisit to Nan ‘needs clear exit strategy, measurable objectives’ says wife
Speaking on the eve of a Christmas trip to meet in-laws at her husband’s Nan’s house in Dorset, Sally Westacott said the effort was being undermined by vague social aims and confusion about the...
View ArticleStand-off between father, leftover turkey enters 7th day
The situation in the Tully household remained tense today after the remnants of a 22lb bird occupied the spare fridge in the garage on Christmas Day and ousted Mr Tully’s stock of festive lager....
View ArticleChristmas family row starts early in North Korea
North Korea has announced that it has once again proven the superiority of its socialist system by having its Christmas dinner family argument earlier than any other country in the world. ‘Great...
View ArticleUncertainty in UK Labour market post-Brexit hits Christmas dinner trimmings
The recent uncertainty regarding EU workers in Britain and their rights in a post-Brexit work landscape has lead to dwindling numbers of foreign casual workers. This now looks set to have hit our...
View ArticleGovernment restricts Brussels Sprouts to Tier 1
The government have offered an incentive to the British public to reduce coronavirus transmission, by only allowing Tier 1 regions to enjoy Brussels Sprouts this Christmas. A junior government minister...
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